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Fic: Just kiss me and then tell me it's going to be fine.
Fandom: Elis James and John Robins (aka the niche corner of the niche corner of britcom RPF)
Pairing: Elis/John
Tags: pining, anonymous letters

6239 words

What if — what if John has been sending him anonymous letters? Surely not. But. But what if he has?

stolen from celli!

Give me the title of a hypothetical fic (and fandom/characters/pairing if you like) and I will:
-tell you what it's about
-recall my favorite or least favorite parts
-possibly attempt to write an excerpt of it

EDIT: hypothetical fic descriptions so far
- David Mitchell/James Acaster giraffe prompt story
- Oz Ballet AU gender change Christina Keller/Tabitha Beecher story
- John Robins/Elis James. Prompt: Turnabout
- Generation Kill: the one where Brad Colbert has a crush on a disembodied voice.
- hypothetical fic about David Mitchell, villain of your dreams
- Ashes to Ashes hypothetical fairy tale fic
- James Acaster/David Mitchell 'Call Me' prompt

Batter My Heart
fandom: The Exorcist (TV) but honestly I'd rec this to anyone whether they're familiar with the fandom or not
pairing: Marcus/Tomas
tags: begging, first time
8899 words

My review: if you like stories about urges and doubt, about the line between courage and recklessness, about yearning, about the word "no" making you want something more, not less, and about being so wildly, desperately deprived of intimacy that the idea of someone trusting you has become something distant and impossible, like the realization of your most intimate, no, your most indecent desires, then you will like this.

I've been meaning to post about this for [checks date] nearly four months now -

In February thedeadparrot wrote a Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 story for me, for Fandom Trumps Hate 2017. It is great and you should read it!

'Til You Make It by thedeadparrot

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Fandom: Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23
Pairing: Chloe/June Colburn

4100 words. No archive warnings apply.

Summary: "I ran into Ellen Page yesterday in a Duane Reade condiments aisle," Chloe says. "Gave her this long sob story about my girlfriend and her tragic medical condition that makes her eyes really big and forces her to wear ugly sweaters, and she invited me to her birthday party."